Teenage phases may come and go, but irrational infatuation with male musicians lasts indefinitely. Take Jonny Greenwood. Beautifully shy guitarist, wonderful composer, colour-blind, lisping god. Is he attractive because he has such an astounding facial structure? Or is it because I know him through his music- I can peer into his mind, intrude into his innermost emotions, observe his opinions? It's all very concerning if you think about it; the minds of timid male musicians for years to come will  be under the devoted scrutiny of passionate music fans (I hope they don't mind).